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This is what a productive employee looks like
You see that image to the right, there? That kind of nerdy-looking dude? Yeah, that’s what a productive employee looks like.
This week, I’ve read exactly 0 blogs and kept my Facebookin’ and Twitterin’ to a bare minimum. Oh, any my sleeping. Haven’t done much of that, either.
Willa the dog eats glasses (again)
Maybe Willa loves the taste of expensive Italian plastic frames. Perhaps she just prefers me in contact lenses. Whatever her reasoning, Willa has now destroyed two pairs of my glasses in four months.
Oh, there was yelling this AM.
If you need me, I’ll be at Lens Crafters, buying Willa’s next dog treat.
More like Jerk City
Circuit City, the company that just announced it’s closing all of its stores and has filed for bankruptcy, sent me a letter today… to renew the protection plan on my TV.
In a word: Jackasses.